January 2012
well its a good fucking thing i logged into facebook otherwise i would have totally missed the obvious fact that it’s new years.
africans:
right before its the new year some hilarious motherfucker always makes the same joke
“see you next year”
I feel like my parents are embarrassed about how much of a loser I am.
womb-raider:
Anyone who is at a party right now better not complain about their lack of friends or social skills later
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
tyronebanks:
this is why i’m hot
this is why i’m hot
this is why
this is why
this is why i’m hot
i’m hot cuz i’m fly
you ain’t cuz u not
this is why
this is why i’m hot
this is why i’m hot
girl: i'm pansexual
me: what's that?
girl: it means that i would date anyone... gay, straight, lesbian, bi, trans... etc..
me: doesn't that mean ur just desperate
1 tag
mormonhub started following you
bitchin’
December 2011
watevvr:
cuz when ur 15 and someone on the internet tells you ur perfect ur gonna believe them
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
keepingupwiththekkk:
there i unfollowed like 70 people bye keepingupwiththekkk
She didn’t unfollow me c: I made the cut. I feel like I just moved onto the next round of top model.
keepingupwiththekkk:
if u touch me i touch u so touch me
lol i just sent 50 random people anonymous hate...
COME AND FUCKING GET ME KARMA
Janemba appreciation blog: Spell your name with... →
trophywifematerial:
overlord-travino:
mmousecircus:
iwasbuiltfromwhatbrokeme:
theyrethecowboysfromhell:
F-Finntroll
L-Led Zeppelin
A-Amon Amarth
K-Korpiklaani
A-Alice in Chains
SO DAMN BORED!!
Raelin
One Last Look
She Screams Remedy
Escape the Fate
My name is N. Just N. Nickelback
family: do you have a boyfriend?
me: no
family: why not
me:
family:
me:
family: are you a lesbian
1 tag
ur-blog-sucks-but-i-still started following you
I see what you did there ;D
“Can’t wait until these fucking cunts are 18!”
– My Mom’s Facebook Status
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
if you don’t follow me back i will judge your taste in blogs.
