hardtwerk-deactivated20120321: ily kisses for you

we wake up in the morning and turn our chanel on <3 ILY BBY GURL <33

squidwardsuckseggs-deactivated2: your blog is my favorite n.n youre so sassy and perfect omg. i want to be your best friend.

aww ok thank you <33
but morbutts is my bffl
DO YOU SEE THIS MOR. DO YOU SEE THIS. I CLAIM YOU. YOU ARE MINE.
but i do like your name and am willing to be friends with benefits?? 

doom-ebooks: is it frozen? if not and u ship it in an ice pack i might be interested. i only buy fresh meat, so if theres any rigor mortis or decay then im not interested. also wud need weight/height measurements as my oven cant take larger infants. have u gutted it already?

its not frozen because the best meats are never frozen they are kept fresh
no decay or rigor mortis it was birthed this morning

height: 19 inches
weight: 8 lbs
so its a fairly good size you could probably feed a family of 3 or 4

it hasnt been gutted yet but for a small fee i can see if i can get the baby daddy to do so 

teachmehowtodougy-deactivated20: everything that you post is hilarious. i love you

that is very nice thank you ily bby <33

faded-lace: you're hilarious, and I love you. okay ~ <3

wow hi youre nice <333
what is pansexual though do you like cookware

my mom and i went to ikea this morning and we got new cookware its stainless steel 

mac-kenzie: i don't like when you say things are very chanel it's like fetch it's never going to happen.

i can tell just by this message that youre a little cunt


and youre not chanel
youre not even fake chanel 

paraplegicpenguin: I love you so much omg I wanna do that

it actually is so funny we cant stop laughing at first but towards the end when they get really sad i actually feel really bad but my cousin doesnt have a heart at all so she doesnt care but omglkdnhfklajsnhfs

dietchola: brooks you're quite spicy

wow this is a ginormous compliment coming from the original of all spicyness <33 thank you so much your highness <3 YOLO

Anonymous asked: whats yolo?

atheistmingle:

teenagers everywhere stop to look at this question. jaws drop as the question is slowly read, being analyzed— even the dumbest of high school whores are embarrassed at the stupidity of this person. many are rushed to the hospital, unsure of whether or not this person could possibly be serious. the remaining few watch in awe not knowing how to respond. when suddenly, out of piercing silence— comes drake. “youonlyliveoncethatsthemottoniggayolo” quoth drake. roars of applause come from all around the rap god. teenagers every where sacrifice themselves to the hero. all drake can do is set himself ablaze as he descends to the heavens in the sky. does this suffice for a definition of yolo

Anonymous: You should go bisexual ;) Girls like you too!

sorry i dont like girls and their evil devil vagina magic 

dont trust anything that bleeds for a week straight and doesnt fucking die